CARMEL, California - (Satire News) - The man whose acting career got a big boost in the mid 60s, when he headed to Italy to make the extremely popular Spaghetti Westerns, recently talked to Hollywood Innuendo writer Fajita San Guacamole at his Barbed Wire Barbecue Bar & Grill Restaurant in Carmel.
Eastwood talked about his "Rawhide" days, his "Man With No Name" days, his "Dirty Harry" days, and his "Political" days, as a THEN supporter of the jerk who turned out to be the number one dipshit asshole that he (Eastwood) has ever known (Rhino Butt Trump).
Easty also talked about his infatuation with blondes including Sondra Locke, Linda Evans, Bo Derek, Angie Dickinson, Donna Mills, and his latest heartthrob, Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Miss San Guacamole noted that as Eastwood talked about MTG, he got a glimmer of sexual infatuation in his eyes.
Clint took two sips of his Dos Equis Beer, smiled that cocked to the side smile, and replied that he has fallen in love with Miss Taylor Greene.
He then added that if he was twenty years younger (72) he would be all over Marjorie like bean dip on a Frito.
SIDENOTE: Eastwood revealed that he will be reprising his role of detective Harry Callahan, in the upcoming Lion's Face Pictures movie, "Dirty Harry Solves The Missing Walker Caper At The Home For Retired Cowboy Actors."
