WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene is 48, but she proudly boasts that she has the sexy, sensuously erotic body of a woman who is 28.
She notes that politicians like Gatez, Jordan, Cruz, McCormick, and of course the Trumptard are always trying to caress her sweet ass, which she says is the finest-looking butt on both sides of the Potomac River.
MTG recently spoke with Hearsay Today's Abby Yukon and she let her know that even though her and Trump have an on/again, off/again, relationship she still wants him to boink her so that he can impregnate her.
SIDENOTE: Marjorie told Miss Yukon that she would love to have a little Ivanka or a little Donaldo.