Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to clear up some misperceptions of things she has said and done, since she doesn’t like people thinking that she’s scum.
When she was invited to be the guest speaker at that Nazi meeting … okay, so what people didn’t understand was that she thought KKK meant “Kandy Korn Kornukopia”, and she went ‘cuz she really likes candy corn.
And she has always thought that “NAZI” stood for “National Agency for Zebra Intelligence”. Marge loves zebras! They’re horses with stripes! Go great with the furniture when you exercise your 5th Amendment Rights and shoot the hide right off ‘em ‘cuz they were Antifa!
And when people thought she said “gazpacho police”, what she actually said was “Gazpacho? Pu-lease!” meaning ‘yes please she would love some gazpacho,” since she eats or drinks it all the time.
And when she was in disguise planting bombs around Wash DC before Jan 6, that was her hiding Easter egss ‘cuz she thought Easter had been moved up the calendar because the Earth is spinning faster and time is getting shorter.
“Oh wait, no, scratch that last one – that wasn’t me, just someone who looked like me and had the same shoes. You can’t convict someone on their shoes … can you?”
The questions go on, and the answers are … well, they answer something not asked, don’t they?
