CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The American Foodie News Agency has just stated that Dairy Queen has just added a brand new Blizzard flavor.
Paloma Sonoma with AFNA said that she spoke with a rep with Dairy Queen and she was told that they added the new menu item in honor of a political individual who recently commented that she absolutely loves Dairy Queen Blizzards and she's been eating them since she was six, which is for 42 years.
The Blizzard fan is none other than Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene.
A DQ flavor specialist got together with Marjorie and the two devised the new Blizzard which they have named The Marjorie Taylor Greene Pistachio Blizzard.
SIDENOTE: The DQ director of marketing informed Miss Taylor Greene that she will be receiving Marjorie Taylor Greene Pistachio Blizzards free for one full year.
