After his disastrous holiday trip to the Greek island of Mykonos last week, it was 'back to the grind' for the Manchester United and England defender Harry Maguire today, but there was more bad news awaiting him when he arrived at Old Trafford for tr…
Knees were braced and teeth tightly clenched as the owners of a satirical news website battened down the hatches today, in nervous anticipation of an avalanche of Harry Maguire-related stories, after the Manchester United and England defender was arr…
The man whose name is on nearly everyone's lips at the moment, the Manchester United and England defender Harry Maguire, has said that, at the age of only 27, he is ready to cash in on his amazing rags-to-riches success, and to set his life story dow…
In a frenzy of activity on the Greek island of Syros, it's been announced that Manchester United and England defender Harry Maguire, who was arrested for assaulting several police officers on the neighbouring island of Mykonos, last week, has appeare…
The news that Manchester United and England defender Harry Maguire has been involved in an unsavoury incident in Greece might be shocking to some, but one man knows, only too well, that there have been occasions in the past where the Yorkshireman has…
After finishing last season in a creditable third position behind only the champions, Liverpool, and Manchester City, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's Manchester United team will need to add more strength to their back four if they are to mount a serious chal…
After Manchester United were sensationally dumped out of Europe by Seville, Reds manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has had to quell rumours of discontent and rumblings of dissent in his ranks. Ole has been lauded for guiding the Red Devils into fourth…
(UNEDITED) Liverpool FC, Manchester City, Arsenal, Chelsea, all manage to get their transfer deals over the line rapidly. Manchester United, are totally the opposite; wrangling, punching, in-fighting, and last minute panic deals describe the United m…
(UNEDITED) Liverpool FC manager, Juergen Klopp, has a dilemma after winning the Premier League title with his team for the first time in 30 years. Drunk and disorderly after a binge-booze party with his players suddenly had a brilliant idea to ask so…
Cobwebs have been dusted down in Liverpoop's trophy room to accommodate their latest success, the Premier League trophy. After 30 years enviously looking east toward Manchester, where City and United won nearly everything, Liverpoop, unlike Arsena…
It's always a blissful experience when babies are born, with parents gazing lovingly at their new addition, its beautiful eyes, adorable nose, little fingers and toes, and, in order to cause maximum embarrassment to its grandparents, wondering what k…
LOS ANGELES – Javier Hernandez Balcazar, better known as Chicharito (the Little Pea), recently told the Los Angeles Sports-Chronicle that he is seriously thinking about purchasing his old team, Manchester United. Chicharito, who owns a chain of Hu…
CARPINTERIA, California – Soccer great, David Beckham, has just stated that he cannot get soccer out of his blood. Beckham played for the L.A. Galaxy between 2007 and 2012. The retired superstar was recently approached by the athletic director for…
You couldn't make it up! Only two weeks after the official restart of the Premier League season, and Manchester United captain, Harry Maguire, has said that he wants to leave Old Trafford in the summer! Roundly criticised for his inept performa…
Police in Norfolk have said they have spoken to the Manchester United captain and England defender, Harry Maguire, about an incident in which they say a fan was abducted outside Carrow Road after the FA Cup quarter-final tie between Norwich and Unit…
BILLINGSGATE POST: What Ole Gunnar Solskjaer said about the toppling of the iconic paper mache statue of Harry Maguire, which had stood outside the confines of Old Trafford since the lockdown, sadly manifested the disappointment for both the travail...
There was a catastrophe on the eve of the return of the football programme last night, when it was announced that a staggering 2,563 professional football players had tested positive for greed. The infected players came from every club. None ha...
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