BIRMINGHAM, Alabama - (Satire News) - The Cracker State College Vikings of Valdosta, Georgia are favored to make it all the way to the "Final Four." Vikings Coach Roscoe Chatterwater, who played pro ball with the Boston Celtics for six years, says…
DAYTON, Ohio - (Sports Satire) - The NCAA March Madness Rules & Policy Committee has just pointed out that the star player with Swamp State College, Jean Jean Cadillac, who wears number 99, has been arrested. March Madness security reported th…
MONTPELIER, Vermont - (Satire News) - Word coming out of the Vermont governor's mansion is that the Green Mountain State has become much more conservative than ever before. A spokesperson for Gov. Phill "The Pill" Scott recently said that after re…
BIRMINGHAM, Alabama - (Sports Satire) - A transgender center who plays for Land of Cotton University may be prohibited from participating in the March Madness NCAA Basketball Tournament. LCU's Violina Chillwood, who was born Vincent Chillwood, app…
BUCKINGHAM PALACE - (Satire News) - BBC reporter Oceana Figgly has broken the story that the king of Britain, King Charles III, has made it abundantly clear to his alley tomcatting younger brother than he had better not even remotely think about boin…
MALIBU BEACH, California - (Satire News) - Photos taken by The iNews News Agency reporter Kitty Segovia show the three oldest Kardashian sister frolicking in their birthday suits in the 97-degree waters of Malibu Beach. Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney w…
SOMEWHERE IN THE MOJAVE DESERT - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz has reported that a UFO believed to have been a spaceship recently landed in the blistering hot Mojave Desert. An eyewitness said that she took her cell phone out and took about a dozen pho…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Trump was in "The Big Apple" visiting the young son that calls him 'my sperm donor daddy' (Barron). While in the city that never sleeps he was asked by a reporter for The New York Sunshine Observer if he was ready t…
PENSACOLA, Florida - (Satire News) - The fat ass that has ballooned up to 367ΒΌ pounds (none other than Trump) has decided that he needs to get a damn tummy tuck because when he stands naked in the shower he cannot see his little bitty binky (dick) or…
TULSA, Oklahoma - (Sports Satire) - An up and coming female wrestler from Broken Arrow, Oklahoma, has been arrested and charged with using very lewd language and extremely disorderly conduct while inside a Jack in the Box fast food restaurant. The…
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) - The world's greatest thoroughbred racehorse trainer has just purchased a horse from Sarah Ferguson, aka Fergie, of the infamous toe-sucking scandal Fergie. Bob Baffert, who has won more races than Taylor Sw…
LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - (Satire News) - The most hated individual in American, namely Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, flew to Arkansas on a 4-passenger Cessna Skywagon. Now that he's JUST plain John Quack Public, he has to watch his nickels and dim…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The McDonalds Corporation is always trying to stay steps ahead of the competition. And in that vein they have just announced that they are now introducing their new and improved Rainbow Ketchup, which has no calories, no sod…
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Jerry Jones is thrilled to announce that his kicker problem may be solved, after he sees a female soccer-style kicker from California kick field goals from 62, 73, and 87 yeards, yes 87 yards! Jones told the assembled me…
NEW ORLEANS - (American Idol Satire) - A mini-scandal has hit the country's top rated music show. The producers of "American Idol" are hurrying and scurrying to do some damage control after The Chicago Daily Wind Newspaper reported that one of thi…
BUCKINGHAM PALACE - (Satire News) - The BBC is reporting that King Charles III, will be hosting a charity to benefit "The Home For Retired Buckingham Palace Guards." King Chas, as his grandkids call him, has hired The Rolling Stones to perform for…
LANSING, Michigan - (Satire News) - The state of Michigan has said that enough is enough and that's fucking enough. Gov. Gretchen "The Babe" Whitmer has made it known that the act of same sex canoodling has gotten a bit out of hand. The governo…
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