WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, has acknowledged that President Biden is fed up with the fat Asian Pillsbury doughboy, Kim Jong-un. POTUS has warned the little tub of fat cells that he had better…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - In breaking news out of "The Big Apple," BuzzFuzz is reporting that multi-billionaire Rupert Murdoch, who owns Fox News, is seriously considering selling Fox News; and the possible buyer is none other than Fox News com…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The word on the streets of Tinsel Town is that pop singer Taylor Swift, who has had more boyfriends than all five of the Kardashian sisters combined, is reportedly deeply in love with her latest BF. Tay-Tay recently tol…
CUPERTINO, California - (Satire News) - The Wild Whispers News Agency is reporting that Apple Inc, which is the largest multinational technology company in the world, will be changing its name. Patsy P. Middleweather, 62, a spokesperson for the te…
ORLANDO, Florida - (Sports Satire) - In a move that has shocked many NCAA basketball fans, the March Madness Rules & Policy Committee has prohibited the Bayou State University team from taking part in the 68-team tournament. Bayou State coach…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Trump's two oldest sons Eric "Goofy" Trump and Don "Dopey" Trump Jr. are worried that their father could end up simply walking off into the Atlantic Ocean at Mar-a-Lago. According to Don Jr's, semi-loose girlfriend,…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk has just announced that the Federal Center For Sexual Positions (FCSP) has just made it known to the nation that the most popular sexual position for individuals between the ages of 25 to 75 is now…
DALLAS - (Satire News) - Sports Balls Illustrated Daily writer Dottie Bazooka says she recently talked to Cowboys owner Jerry Jones at a Whataburger in Dallas about the future of his star running back Ezekiel Elliott. Dottie noted that the octogen…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - According to information guru Andy Cohen, Miley Cyrus will be entering The St. Tinsel Hospital in Avocado Heights to undergo a vocal cord transplant procedure - swapping her old vocal cords out for two new ones made out…
RIYADH, Saudi Arabia - (Sports Satire) - The once fantastic footballer Cristiano Ronaldo has become increasingly more frustrated of late due to the fact that he is just not the same Cristiano Ronaldo of yesteryear. Reports are that the former Manc…
CHICAGO, Illinois - (Satire News) - The company that is noted for its golden arches has just announced to the fast food eating public that they are now having call in orders delivered using special Mickey D Delivery Drones. The MDDD's, which are w…
SACRAMENTO, California - (Sports Satire) - Word out of the March Madness Tournament is that Arkansas A&M University has been disqualified from the national tournament. Sportsapalooza reporter Pia Confetti said that four of the Arkansas A&M…
CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - After many texts, Instagrams, and phone calls to their corporate offices, the largest fast food chain in the world has now added McMojitos to their drink menu. A McMojito is a cocktail drink that consists of whit…
CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - Mickey D's has always reached out to everyone, and as they say in their TV commercials, our hamburger buns do not differentiate between gays, straights, egnostics, Democrats, Republicans, atheists, or alcoholics.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden told Vox Populi's Tapioca Swizzle that he has instructed his Attorney General Merrick Garland to find a way in which the worthless, no account, oatmeal-for-brains Trump can be sent to Siberia permane…
TRENTON, New Jersey - (Satire News) - The New Jersey state legislature has just voted to never allow Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump to enter the "Garden State." The state senate vote was 95 against Trump, 4 for Trump, and one abstention. Sen. Wo…
DALLAS - (Satire News) - The nation's foremost polling agency, QuinniPinni, has just announced that after conducting over 27,000 polls in every one of the 50 states, the runaway winner in the "Which US City Has The Prettiest Prostitutes in The Sex Bu…
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