CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - After many texts, Instagrams, and phone calls to their corporate offices, the largest fast food chain in the world has now added McMojitos to their drink menu.
A McMojito is a cocktail drink that consists of white rum, diet sugar-free marshmallow fluff, lime juice, bubble tea, mint, nutmeg, gummy worms, and a hint of hot sauce.
The drink is not for the casual drinker and many say that it takes a guy with big balls and a gal with big ovaries to drink down one of these wild concoctions.
McMojitos was invented by Carlo “Mojitos" Santa Esmeralda, who was the president of his Wheelbarrow Racing Association in Upper Michigan.
To kick the new drink off, McDonalds will give any adult a free McMojito with the purchase of a happy meal … and an adult-sized tricycle.
