SuBo fanatics and the popular press have been speculating on why Susan Boyle was unable to perform on America's Got Talent this week, with many unwilling to accept the official reason of contractual difficulties affecting her new song. However, the t...
Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today starting getting in line to buy SuBo's new CD, despite it not being scheduled for release for several months. Red tents have started appearing outside music stores all over the US. "I just...
Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today announced that they're entering the soft drinks market with their own brand of lemonade. Red Scarf Lemonade will initially be available in the US only, but the fanatics hope to find a worl...
Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today announced that they've made an arrest after their favourite meeting place was allegedly infiltrated by evil forces. "We are pleased to announce that after an extensive, half-hearted, slips...
Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today announced they are to start their own airline. Fanatics Airline Industries Limited (FAIL), to be informally known as Red Scarf Airways, will only fly fanatics to SuBo concerts around the worl...
Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today announced that they have successfully cloned SuBo. "We managed to grab some of her hair when we lunged at her in New York," confirmed a fanatic. "Our mad scientists have been working non-s...
Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today opened their new university. The Fanatics University College of Knowledge welcomed its first paying students for their first full day of study, while the university band played a rousing (but...
Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies became even wealthier today, after their newly formed company, SuBo Loonies International, Inc., was listed on the NAZCRAP stock market. The company, originally claimed to be a 'non-profit', was listed...
Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today issued an emergency quilt safety recall, after it was discovered the quilt presented to Susan by the loonies has a dangerous level of 'banned and damned' names sewn into it. The quilt, whi...
The chief fanatics at the Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loony's favourite meeting place have today announced their new line-up of Board members. The meeting place, recently bought out by the fanatics themselves, has been subjected to civil...
Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have been forced to call in an exorcist, after apparently being possessed by an influx of purple scarves. The scarves, which they allege can breathe fire, have been declared as evil by the fanatics.
Red scarves were flying earlier today, when the favourite meeting place of the Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies descended into chaos. Trouble started earlier in the day when it was revealed the chief fanatic was, in fact, an alien f...
Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today bought a boat. The boat, to be known as The SuBoat (what else?!), will ferry fanatics along the River Almond to reach the back garden of SuBo's new house. "They're building a big security...
Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies were today scrambling to take singing lessons, after it was announced SuBo is looking for a member of the public to duet with. Entrants must create a video of themselves singing 'Silent Night'. "It m...
A Susan Boyle fanatic was today in shock after accidentally crashing her wealthy husband's car through a parking lot wall. The unnamed fanatic, thought to be in her mid-90's, had apparently forgotten how to drive, having not left her house since Marc...
A growing number of Susan Boyle fanatic's wealthy husbands have filed for bankruptcy over the last few days, after the fanatic's beloved meeting place was offline for a second day. The fanatics had nothing better to do than spend their wealthy husban...
A gaggle of Susan Boyle fanatics have today stormed her old house, declaring it an independent State to be known as 'The Principality of SuboLand'. The fanatics, all wearing red scarves, were able to sneak past the spotty teenager guarding the house...
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