A gaggle of Susan Boyle fanatics have today stormed her old house, declaring it an independent State to be known as 'The Principality of SuboLand'. The fanatics, all wearing red scarves, were able to sneak past the spotty teenager guarding the house while he was squeezing his zits.
"A monarchy system has been installed, with Queen Susan as head of state," said the newly appointed First Lord of the Red Scarf.
"Our new National Anthem 'In red scarves we conquered' has been composed, and we expect Susan to sing this soon," smiled Lord Kissass, head of the new Ministry of Disinformation.
Shortly before noon, the new SuboLand flag was raised above the house. Sporting a red scarf on a white background, the flag was left at half mast. "We're in mourning," wept Lady Smartypants. "Piersybaby getting married to somebody other than Susan just isn't right. Who will we fantasise over now?" she grumbled.
Lady Loadsadosh, from the Ministry of Money, later handed out the new SuboDollar notes to waiting journalists. "These can be spent in our tacky gift shop! The current exchange rate is one SuboDollar to 25 US Dollars," she confirmed.
Lady Super-Duper, from the Ministry of Endless Praying, confirmed that religion is compulsory. "All Subjects of the Principality must pray at least 20 hours a day. Failure to do so will result in a visit from the Department of Mind Control, who will bless you into submission."
Preparations are already underway to overthrow the new unrecognised State.
"We've been trying to get these loonies out all day," complained the local police chief. "They keep threatening to bless us if we get too close, and I just can't have my officers taking unnecessary risks. We're preparing the water cannons right now. We've had the water specially unblessed by the devil, so that should get the buggers out!" he laughed.
