The chief fanatics at the Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loony's favourite meeting place have today announced their new line-up of Board members. The meeting place, recently bought out by the fanatics themselves, has been subjected to civil war over the past few days with the loonies jockeying for the top jobs.
"Yes, we're pleased to announce that we have finally appointed a full compliment of members to our Board," grinned a chief fanatic. "I can confirm the new Board is made up of Adolf Hitler, Attila The Hun, The Invisible Woman, Groucho Marx, and Kabloomo The Clown! I think you'll agree this is a fair and balanced Board!" continued the fanatic.
"Well, to misquote myself," said Mr. Marx on his way into the first Board meeting, "I don't care to belong to any fansite that will have me as a Board member!"
The first meeting of the Board started badly, when members kept tripping over The Invisible Woman. "I do wish she'd show her face!" moaned the other Board members. "She could be anyone for all we know. She might even work for somebody else on the quiet?!"
Kabloomo The Clown arrived late, after his clown car exploded on the way to the meeting. "I can't understand it?" he grumbled. "I filled up with plenty of jelly and custard before I set out!"
The meeting rapidly descended into chaos when Mr. Hitler invaded the eastern end of the meeting room and declared war on the general loonies. "You must obey what I say!" screeched Mr. Hitler. "I will not tolerate disrespect!"
At this point Mr. The Hun let out a loud roar and promptly eat the other Board members.
"Oh, that went well," said a chief fanatic. "So, who else wants to be a Board member then? If nobody volunteers we'll have to drag some people in off the street!"
