Red scarves were flying earlier today, when the favourite meeting place of the Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies descended into chaos.
Trouble started earlier in the day when it was revealed the chief fanatic was, in fact, an alien from the distant planet Sigh-Koe. Fanatics had been under the illusion that the fanatic in question was actually from England. Several old dears with red scarves and ear trumpets had to be rushed to the nearest fanatic's recovery centres suffering from the very rare 'Truth Hurts Syndrome'.
"I had no idea," wept a fanatic. "I always thought our leader was a fellow Earthling. Now I don't know who or what to believe," she sobbed.
Later, the chief fanatics declared war on the general loonies. "Fanatics of Earth," boomed the alien chief. "As an infiltrator from the planet Sigh-Koe, I order you to obey my orders or you will be exterminated!"
"I just can't take this!" grumbled another fanatic. "I'm going to leave…..again!"
"I not speak the English good," rambled another chief fanatic when asked for a statement. "Yes, English was OK last week, but today I not know how to speak it!" continued the chief fanatic.
Riot Fanatics were later called in to calm the situation, and were forced to fire off numerous rounds of bad attitude, innuendo, accusations, and lies. There were no reports of any casualties, but one old dear had to have an emergency change of 'Depends'.
"Oh well, that's $8000 down the crapper!" said the temporary chief fanatic. "I kept the receipt, so maybe I can take the site back? I'd happily accept store credit!"
As night fell, the war was still raging with no end in sight. Or maybe that should be 'no site in the end'?!
