SuBo fanatics make an arrest!

Written by Harold Q. Fuey

Friday, 20 August 2010

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Pure evil!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today announced that they've made an arrest after their favourite meeting place was allegedly infiltrated by evil forces.

"We are pleased to announce that after an extensive, half-hearted, slipshod, five minute investigation into the infiltration, we have today arrested the Easter Bunny in connection with the crime!" confirmed a senior chief fanatic. "The server was covered in fur and chocolate, so it was obviously the Easter Bunny. Who else could it have been?" continued the fanatic.

"I didn't do it!" grumbled the Easter Bunny as he was forcibly dragged from his warren. "It was that evil Tooth Fairy. I've been stitched up!" moaned the bunny.

The bunny was taken away for questioning by Fanatics Authoritarian Regional Crime Enforcement (FARCE). "We are making the bunny watch endless tribute videos. He'll be singing like tweety bird soon!" said a FARCE interrogator.

"I always suspected that evil Easter Bunny! I never trust a rabbit bearing chocolate eggs!" said a fanatic still wearing no pants. "I'm not wearing any pants because I'm still recovering from my recent danglyplasty operation, if you must know!" moaned the fanatic.

"Well, that's that then!" said a fanatic. "I don't have any thoughts of my own, so I'm quite happy to accept that the Easter Bunny was the culprit. Now we can get back to endless praying and discussing important things, like what Susan had for breakfast!" continued the deluded fanatic.

The Easter Bunny's lawyer, Mr. Waz Huppdock, said "my client is totally innocent! He's never even heard of Susan Boyle, what with being a rabbit - and fictional!"

"Don't drag me into this!" grumbled the Tooth Fairy.

The Easter Bunny is due in court later, where he will be tried by three kangaroos.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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