Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today announced that they have successfully cloned SuBo.
"We managed to grab some of her hair when we lunged at her in New York," confirmed a fanatic. "Our mad scientists have been working non-stop ever since to create a clone, and now they've done it!"
"We've even bought the famous gold dress for our clone!" grinned another fanatic.
"Our clone is staying at my house!" boasted a chief fanatic. "I told you all Susan would stay at my house one day, and now she has!" continued the fanatic.
"The clone is perfect in every way! It even talks with a West Lothian accent!" cackled the chief scientist, Dr. E. Vill, from his spooky castle.
The clone is available to hire for fanatic gatherings, weddings, christenings, bar mitzvahs, birthday parties, etc., and can be booked online via the fanatic's Tacky Gift Shop. "It's only $300 per hour!" said the shop manager. "But, of course, we're not in it for the money!"
"Our goal is to offer a SuBo clone for sale to any fanatic who wants one, as long as they have $100,000. We should sell thousands of them!" boasted the head chief fanatic.
The clone, which has been slightly modified to sing 'I Dreamed A Dream' every hour on the hour, has been booked up for the next 5 years. "Our mad scientists are working on producing another clone as a matter of urgency! We need to milk this money making idea for all it's worth!" said the head chief fanatic.