Nothing can reveal Donald Trump’s desperation more, besides shutting down the U.S. Postal system, bad-mouthing Mail-in voting, screaming that Joe Biden did something nefarious in Ukraine, etc. than setting up Kanye West as a candidate for president.
Today, former VP and de-facto Democrat nominee Joe Biden has announced that President Donald Trump will be his running mate for the 2020 Presidential Election. VP Joe Biden gave a press conference this morning, and was quoted as saying: "The peopl…
Hiding out in the White House basement Bunker, President Trump decided he needed some help. Everything seems to have gone wrong for him ever since his big sister stopped doing his homework. Lacking an education - studying is for losers - Trump has…
Like rotten fruit, the house of Trump is full of fruit flies like William Barr, Mike Flynn, Paul Manafort, Roger Stone, Jared, the wife, the blah, and the blah. The whole bucket is being ditched to the side of the road. Republicans are going to du…
100,000 dead from the coronavirus, and where is Donald Trump? Silent. The virus was supposed to go away by the end of March, described with a hand wave. It didn’t happen. So, where is Trump? Trump is busy slandering a critic and accusing him of m...
When Joe Biden said, “If you vote for Trump, you ain’t black," Black, in Joe Biden’s glib, quick statement, had a different connotation most people missed. Black, brown, red, yellow, green, orange, beige, cream, white, pink, tattoo, people come in di...
Joe Biden, commander of the repressive government forces stated that, "the lockdown of American voters must continue or the plantation workers will revolt and run". Biden says full government control is essential for the electoral process to be fu...
MOSCOW – The Russian News Agency has just stated that Putin now has in his possession a Democratic data base that reportedly contains the names, addresses, phone numbers, weight, and social security numbers of over 9.3 million individuals who are sup...
NEW YORK CITY – The man known as the “Bern” went on live stream and endorsed the man known as “Capt. Blue Collar.” Bernie Sanders said that if he had to endure another four years of Trump’s Day Care presidency, he thinks that he would rather move...
After viewing coverage of Governor Cuomo’s daily press conferences about the coronavirus, voters see what executive ability is all about. Executive ability is not supposed to be a petulant ten-year-old, dressed in his father’s clothes, and wear...
DOVER, Delaware – Joe Biden and his wife Jill were both smiling from ear-to-ear after seeing on television that he had scored a tremendous knock-out in Super Tuesday’s Democratic Primary. Biden won in three huge states, Florida, Illinois, and Ariz...
NEW YORK CITY – Former Vice-President Joe Biden spoke with Anderson Cooper of CNN, and told him who he is considering to join him on the Democratic ticket. Biden said that it is no secret that he loves women. “I admire females for many reasons. Fo...
NEW YORK CITY – Political pundits, reporters, and columnists from all over the nation met in the Big Apple and they had an excellent meeting. Every last one of them is in total agreement that “The Pied Piper of The Potomac” really needs to stop w...
A move is on to dismiss elections, debates, delegate counts, phony hats with silly mottos, placards, billboards, television commercials, speeches, rallies, and the rest of all that jazz. The US is ready for a fit President of the United States, who c...
DALLAS – Joe Biden had a huge campaign rally at The Ten-Gallon Hat Convention Center in Big D. The first to endorse him was Pete “The Kid” Buttigieg. He said that he likes Biden because he has never made a gay joke unlike President “Rhino Butt” T...
COLUMBIA, South Carolina – Former Vice-President, Joe Biden, showed that there is still a lot of gas in his tank, as he scored a resounding victory in the South Carolina Democratic Primary, winning close to 50% of the vote. President Trump sent hi...
Like the Agatha Christie mystery about guests in a house who are eliminated one by one, the seven remaining democratic candidates trying to move into the White House, debated Tuesday night in a wham, bang, rabbit punch, sock to the gut, left hook, ri...
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