Joe Biden’s Latest Three Big Primary Victories Could Mean It’s ‘Adios’ Time For Bernie Sanders

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 19 March 2020

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Biden says that he can hardly wait to get into a debate with "Old Baby Fingers" Trump.

DOVER, Delaware – Joe Biden and his wife Jill were both smiling from ear-to-ear after seeing on television that he had scored a tremendous knock-out in Super Tuesday’s Democratic Primary.

Biden won in three huge states, Florida, Illinois, and Arizona.

Jill kept kissing her hubby, and telling him that "you are the man, you are the man". Joe finally grabbed her, and planted a great big 'blue collar' kiss on his blonde woman’s lips.

When asked if he thought that Bernie Sanders should throw in the towel, Biden smiled, and said that that wasn't for him to say. He paused, and then remarked, “But come on, man. Let’s get serious here, why should the Bernster prolong the inevitable.”

The former vice-president then pointed out, “I mean, the old dude is 78 years old, and that’s like 215 in Galapagos turtle years.”

Meanwhile, tens of millions of Democrats are asking for Bernie to quit before his crotch rash flares up again.

One long-time Sanders supporter commented that she truly felt that Bernie’s failure to fix his comb-over may have cost him thousands of votes in hair-conscious Florida.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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