Biden says Lockdown must continue or his voters will Run!

Written by Wilder

Sunday, 17 May 2020

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Joe Biden, commander of the repressive government forces stated that, "the lockdown of American voters must continue or the plantation workers will revolt and run".

Biden says full government control is essential for the electoral process to be fulfilled as destiny requires. Freedom is absolutely repellent to the Democrat way of life, and must be quashed at all costs, otherwise Americans will start thinking for themselves and not bail out the mismanaged blue state plantations like the last administration's "shovel-ready jobs".

If the public figures out that, if they maintain social distancing, wash their hands, and don't touch their faces stops 99% of the spread, what next, self determination?

The audacity!

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