Governor Andrew Cuomo For President

Written by K.C. Bell

Monday, 30 March 2020

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After viewing coverage of Governor Cuomo’s daily press conferences about the coronavirus, voters see what executive ability is all about.

Executive ability is not supposed to be a petulant ten-year-old, dressed in his father’s clothes, and wearing his mother’s makeup.

He should be able to speak intelligently. Trump's use of superlatives is unnecessary. He just doesn't know what he's talking about when he resorts to two or three superlatives.

As is his way, Trump has also begun calling Governors asking for needed help names. The Governor of Washington, a snake, the Governor of Michigan, clueless, the Governor of California, a clown.

Donald Trump insisted the coronavirus would be gone in two weeks. Then said it would go away with a warmer climate. Finally, he announced that coronavirus was fake news promoted by Democrats.

In January, Governor Andrew Cuomo practically begged for Trump to enact the Defense Production Act, to call in the Army Corps of Engineers, and the National Guard, and to release more ventilators, hospital equipment, face masks, and protective wear for hospital workers.

Nada.

Speaker Nancy Pelosi said, “Trump fiddled while people were dying.”

Diagnosed with coronavirus, Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson were the first celebrities to catch it. But they were in Australia, and Australia is far away.

Governor Cuomo droned on, and on about the pandemic. That Trump had to get off the dime and do something. Instead, Trump said that the Governors should handle coronavirus, but he asked pal Kim Jong Un of North Korea if he needed help fighting the virus.

Prince Charles got it and was followed by Prime Minister Boris Johnson, who, like Trump, was a denier of the pandemic.

Trump finally called in the Army Corps of Engineers, and the National Guard to construct temporary units to house patients and signed the Defense Production Act.

Former Vice President Joe Biden already has proven he has the true grit of leadership to be President of the United States, and now, so does Governor Andrew Cuomo.

Donald Trump is pretty much a zero wearing makeup. No one needs a zero around to solve a pandemic.

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