LONDON - (Satire News) - BBC reporter Tyrus Bottomfiddle has been embedded with the 707th Queen's Elite Infantry Regiment for the past two months. He recently reported that 92% of the regiment's troops are extremely depressed and they want to retu…
The world is weird and sometimes wonderful. (There is very little comedy, but perhaps some Orwellian satire – yes, it comes in many forms – in this piece.) China’s creation of the Covid virus may be its undoing. After all, most communist countries…
Top of the list, since 2020, the annual (soon like the 4th of July) wish to come true is Trump’s 2020 presidential election loss. Amen. Alleluia! Thank you, God! Trump’s failure is like the gift he keeps giving to the U.S. and the world. Trump’s…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - Russian authorities report that UK pilot Capt. Winthrop D. Greengate, who was shot down near the town of Losova, Ukraine, is now being held in an undisclosed prison in the USSR. Capt. Greengate says that he feels somewhat…
THE DONETSK VALLEY, Ukraine - (Satire News) - The BBC has reported that England's 889th Supreme Liverpool Artillery Regiment is sad to announce that they have sustained several injuries to their troops due to friendly fire. A reporter with the BBC…
PORTSMOUTH, England - (Satire News) - The BBC has just announced that The 13th Portsmouth Infantry Regiment has arrived in the Ukrainian town of Markivka. The British regiment is noted for being one of the fiercest army units in the United Kingdom…
SOMEWHERE IN THE UKRAINE - (Satire News) - The BBC is reporting that the Brit troops that are assisting the Ukrainians in their battle against the evil invading Russians have become extremely demoralized. The BBC notes that the English soldiers re…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has just been informed by King Charles III, that one of his most beloved army regiments has sustained heavy losses at The Battle of Izyum. POTUS said that he was told that the fighting was so inte…
THE POLTAVA VALLEY, Ukraine - (Satire News) - One of Britain's best heavy tank regiments was soundly defeated at The Battle of The Poltava Valley. The 19th Liverpool Heavy Tank Artillery Regiment, commanded by Field Marshal Didlow Millquit, 75, wa…
SAN QUENTIN PRISON, California - (Satire News) - The warden at San Quentin has informed Britain's 889th Liverpool Artillery Regiment, that Russian Gen. Novokovo Pavlovich has managed to escape. The high ranking Russian general, who is President Vl…
GENEVA, Switzerland - (Satire News) - The Metrologists of The World (MTW) held their annual meeting in Geneva, and they concluded that it does not appear that the Russian invaders are going to be withdrawing from the Ukraine anytime soon. But they…
Years ago, the Nazi air force destroyed the city of Guernica during Spain's civil war. Testing their air force, the Nazis aided their fascist brother Spain's Generalissimo Francisco Franco. The Nazis flattened Guernica. Picasso painted it. Like a…
Recently Ukraine asked to buy missile defense systems from Israel to use against the Russian missiles - and Israel refused. This is the second refusal by Israel to sell missile defense systems to Ukraine. Israel just doesn't care if Dictato…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (US Satire) - President Biden told the news media, that as per the request of Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, he is immediately sending 31, C-5A Cargo Planes, loaded with all kinds of munitions; including tank-destroying b…
Blowing up the Crimea Bridge on Putin’s 70th birthday! Now that is class! That’s frickin’ James Bond! They even made a stamp of it – and so quickly! Now that is comedy! (I guess there were supposed to be 2 explosions, according to the stamp? Mayb…
NEW YORK CITY - The New York Sunshine Observer has just annouced that they have learned that Queen Elizabeth's will, left $4.7 million to the government of Ukraine. Her majesty stressed that it was to be used to buy food, medicine, bottled water,…
UKRAINE - (UK Satire) - The BBC is reporting that a British pilot, who has been identified as Capt. Winthrop D. Greengate, 42, from Liverpool, has been shot down by Russian surface-to-air missiles just outside of the Ukrainian town of Lozova, which i…
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