SOMEWHERE IN THE UKRAINE - (Satire News) - The BBC is reporting that the Brit troops that are assisting the Ukrainians in their battle against the evil invading Russians have become extremely demoralized.
The BBC notes that the English soldiers report their depression due to the fact that they miss their crumpets, their Stella Artois Beer, watching their favorite British soccer teams, and the fresh smell of morning fog.
Meanwhile King Charles has informed the British fighting forces that he has booked the Kardashian sisters to travel to the Ukraine and see about cheering up the UK blokes.
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