THE POLTAVA VALLEY, Ukraine - (Satire News) - One of Britain's best heavy tank regiments was soundly defeated at The Battle of The Poltava Valley.
The 19th Liverpool Heavy Tank Artillery Regiment, commanded by Field Marshal Didlow Millquit, 75, was surprised by a group of Russian volunteers who fought like wildcats, according to an embedded reporter.
The 19th came very close to surrendering but Millquit decided to fight it out, even though the Communist troops were badly outnumbered.
Meanwhile, King Charles III, says that if the British troops do not start fighting harder, then he will send them to freezing Finland where they will receive more aggressive training.■
