LONDON - (Satire News) - Tickety Boo News reporter Grover Buck has just learned from an inside source at Buckingham Palace, that her majesty bequeathed her entire Petula Clark album collection to Simon Cowell. Buck said that two of Queen Elizabeth…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Sherwood Forest Pictures in association with Touch Rock Productions will soon begin filming the Queen Elizabeth biography titled, "Queen Elizabeth - The One and Only." The film will be directed by UK director Reginald Crossw…
NEW YORK CITY - The New York Sunshine Observer has just annouced that they have learned that Queen Elizabeth's will, left $4.7 million to the government of Ukraine. Her majesty stressed that it was to be used to buy food, medicine, bottled water,…
LONDON - (US Satire) - Prime Minister Liz Truss has suggested that to honor the late Queen Elizabeth, Wembley Stadium should be renamed The Queen Elizabeth Stadium. PM Truss said that it is only fitting to make the name change and only someone who…
LONDON - (United Kingdom Satire) - King Charles III, as the executor of his mum's estate, reports that he is still in the process of granting all of his mother's wishes regarding her personal belongings. For example "Buffy" her fox hunting horse w…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Word coming out of the BBC is that the powers that be, have cancelled her majesty's monthly talk show. The queen's show which had been retitled "Chit Chatting With The Queen" was one of the BBC's most popular shows. In…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Buckingham Palace spokesman Nigel Foote, noted that her majesty, Queen Elizabeth bequeathed her favorite pet, a sardine named "Fishy" to her son, King Charles III. Foote recalls how much the queen loved "Fishy," who had be…
With the passing of an elderly woman via the natural ageing process it would appear that the UK has gone into total subservient mourning mode. Due to the sheer volume of mourners and the proposed three year mourning period it has caused some conc…
LONDON, - (UK Satire) - King Charles III, called up the new prime minister Mary Elizabeth Alexa Truss and expressed his gratitude to her. He had just learned that PM Truss asked Parliament to approve naming the latest British state of the art Batt…
Has anyone noticed that the word funeral begins with the word fun? As it should be. People who die have done their time on earth, and it’s time to get out of jail, go to the Big House upstairs, and shoo-out God for God’s jail sentence on earth.
Since Queen Elizabeth II of England, Wales, Norther Ireland and, allegedly, Scotland died on Thursday, September 8th 2022, it has been reported that she rose and died a further four times before her funeral. The constant announcements of Queen Eli…
Ottawa, Canada - Canadians, being royal subjects of the Queen, or what-have-you, got the day off to mourn the Queen's funeral. But in order to get the day off, you had to line up for an hour—for a fake coffin. "We feel that's the appropriate lengt…
Walter Smith, a journalist on The Toad's Wotsit newspaper was shocked to remember that there was a world of news he could be writing about, rather than the sad death of a ninety-six-year-old woman. 'I am not easily shocked' said Walter, 'but it wa…
Just a short announcement: while the casket of Her Majesty, Queen E, (not to be confused with Sheila E) is in transport from north to south … No persons or people or other shall heretofore from time immemorial (or just a couple days) shall die and…
The Queen died in her 90's. All of her thousands of her military funeral guards in their trim red uniforms - (quaintly called Redcoats in America) - have those huge bearskin hats on their heads. They are very reminiscent of the Marge Simpson b…
Following days of intense criticism, Australian Greens leader Adam Bandt has finally admitted that his contemptuous tweet mere hours after Queen Elizabeth’s death was a mistake. “Last Friday I posted a tweet that I hadn’t given adequate thought t…
Throughout his life, he was always Prince Charles. Now he is the King. The little kid is failing to greet his mother at the train station, the torturous schooling at Gordonstoun, marriage, divorcee, and death of Diana, and marriage to his first love,…
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