Just a short announcement: while the casket of Her Majesty, Queen E, (not to be confused with Sheila E) is in transport from north to south …
No persons or people or other shall heretofore from time immemorial (or just a couple days) shall die and be buried so as not to distract attention away from the burial of the E.
This means you can die, but you can’t go into the ground, whether as body or ash or “other”. Not until she is six feet under. Or encased in carbonite … whatever embalmers are doing these days.
Also, any and all female or male or “other” children born during these royal burial times shall not be given the first, middle, or surname Elizabeth, Liz, Beth, Lizzie, Eliza, E-Dog, Betty, Lisa, Leesa, Bo Diddly, Q.E. II, or E-to-the-B.
Even more: Since so much of society was tied up with her, if anyone has committed a crime after she passed, such crime will not be prosecuted since the “Crown” had no flesh-and-blood person backing such a “legal” institution. Once she has been buried fully and with all honors, you may again resume your criminal endeavors.
Thank you, and enjoy your king. The money will be soon be changing, and tons of copies of His face scowling at a pen will be sent across the world to all Commonwealth government buildings.
When the female symbol wanes, and the male is ascendant … haven’t we had enough fucking men running things into the ground?
