Elon Musk’s ego has inflated to epic proportions since he banned journalists from Twitter. Money and power corrupts, so Elon is doing what the governments of Britain and the USA are doing in relation to Julian Assange. Freedom of speech? Nein, He…
Billionaire whiz kid and social media czar Elon Musk will reportedly issue a statement where he claims to be a direct descendant of Jesus Christ. The assertion by the prominent technocrat is said to be based on an advanced genealogical mapping softwa…
You are a checkmark. You are contained and controlled by the checkmark. Without the checkmark, you are nothing. Repeat after Elon: “I am a checkmark.” Elon will soon offer many different colors of checkmark at various prices, since the world is ma…
Mark Zuckerberg has created a Meta Universe where cartoon versions of himself can meet cartoon versions of himself. Or friends of his, if he has any. Or where geeks from around the world can play with themselves (as cartoons; their porn accounts have…
After buying Twitter and watching it take a nose dive, then letting Donald Trump (the great abuser of free speech) back on the platform, is it time to consider sending Mr. Musk back to South Africa? Short answer: Yes. Long answer: Yes, yes!…
Elon Musk proudly reinstates Donald Twitter on Trump … or something like that. The rich and powerful and evil don’t write checks or do favours for the poor; instead, the rich help the rich, and the poor can go fuck themselves. Elon is right wing,…
Rumors are flying! Has Elon Musk not only acquired Twitter, but also a new love to compliment his narcissism? You bet he has! But alas, mystery still surrounds WHO is Elon’s new love? Is it a Kardashian? Is it Kanye? Or is it man-whore Pete Dav…
Hey guys, do smell like shit, but you wanna smell like a billion bucks? Try the new Moon Musk … … the cologne for rich egocentric narcissists who can’t smoke a cigar with both eyes open. It’ll make women coo and swoon all the way to the moon!…
Right Wing Capitalist (and Head Twit) Elon Musk - according to the Ditzy News Network - has fired half the staff of Twitter - and can't understand why the company is losing money. It was profitable before he took over. All he did was get ri…
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - One of the most brilliant men in the world, the multi gazillionaire, Elon Musk has just struck gold again. Musk has just developed the state-of-the-art Tesla Driverless Cruise Ship. The huge ocean-going vessel wi…
Elon Musk is a fucking genius. Ukraine should be neutral, that way the war will be over. (Was he wearing a “Occupy Mars”? t-shirt? Occupy? You a Russian spy in training, Elon? Got a little military boner in your pants? And he’s got a “Nuke Mars” s…
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - According to Kitty Segovia, with the iNews News Agency everyone in Texas knows, that the sitting governor Greg Abbott (no pun intended), is without a doubt one extremely hated, evil, turd-sucking bastard. And regard…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - There is a new kid in town, who financial experts predict will soon surpass Musk, Bezos, and Gates and become the "Richest Man In The World." The Cloud 9 News Agency's Lexi Aspen, noted that Gautam Shantilal Adani…
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - Elon Musk, who along with his business partner Jeff Bezos, are the two richest men in the world, recently sat down with Gazebo Serengeti with The Austin Texan World Newspaper, and had a long talk about Tesla, the price…
AUSTIN, Texas - (Sports Satire) - The world's largest corporation wants to purchase the world's most popular and most profitable sports team. Bezos-Musk Inc. told Sports Bet Gazette writer Zorro La Bamba that they have approached Cowboys owner Jer…
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - Elon Musk, the gazillionaire whose brain never, ever stops being creative has just announced to the modern world that he currently has the brightest automotive brains in the entire world working on his new Elon Musk Te…
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - First he had the Tesla automobile, then the Tesla motorcycle, and then the Tesla bus. And now Elon "Moneybags" Musk has just developed the Tesla 18-Wheeler Truck. Musk says that the new Tesla truck will save companies…
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