Elon Musk’s ego has inflated to epic proportions since he banned journalists from Twitter. Money and power corrupts, so Elon is doing what the governments of Britain and the USA are doing in relation to Julian Assange.
Freedom of speech? Nein, Herr Führer!
Elon’s Ego was last seen bloated to the size of the Goodyear blimp, floating over Washington DC (I’m Batman!), where – not yet, but eventually – Elon’s Ego will NEED more power, so it will get into politics.
Why does a person want to become a politician? Cuz when they were in highschool they were picked on and didn’t get to date the cute cheerleaders and they had no power and politics gives them more power than the average person will ever have. So the worse kind of douchebag turns into a politician … and these are the people running our world?
Someone like Elon, who already has a vast amount of power, will try to become a future president (after his hero, Trump) and tell the world how awesome he is with all his stolen inventions and how he can give the moon to all who vote for him.
The ego of Elon will float beside the moon, and you will be able to visit it and turn into a cartoon version of yourself in Elon’s moon metaverse, and when you depart you will be charged the full amount for your trip and have a microchip implanted into the back of your neck (like a modern handstamp, to get back into Elon’s Ego Universe), and all payments must be in cash that Elon’s Ego has printed, with Elon’s picture on it, and a code that allows you one free Elon’s Ego autograph, if you ever get the chance to shake this man’s hand and see just how big his Ego really is in person!
He ain’t no person, he is EGO! Now don’t call him bad names or he’ll suspend your account and still manage to say how he’s pro freedom of speech … all while morphing into a Republican?
Now that’s an Ego oxymoron trick!
