What’s Your Game, Fame?

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Sunday, 20 November 2022

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The Next Hollywood Bromance

Rumors are flying! Has Elon Musk not only acquired Twitter, but also a new love to compliment his narcissism? You bet he has!

But alas, mystery still surrounds WHO is Elon’s new love?

Is it a Kardashian? Is it Kanye? Or is it man-whore Pete Davidson?

“The rich and famous shall heretofore and always date and/or marry and/or impregnate the famous, and never shall they do likewise to a non-famous person.”

That is an old obscure Hollywood Law written in the 1920s and never overturned because it still applies. Sometimes a celebrity will marry outside of his/her fame, but it’s rare. No Mrs. Simpson, no Paul McCartney’s second wife (her name?), the famous must screw and be screwed by more famous.

Fame fucks fame. Period. You want a piece of Pete or Elon, you gotta get a record deal, a book published by one of the Top Five publishers, a movie made, hit a home run, tackle a tackleback, be a politician who is as corrupt as possible, or maybe just do some dumb dance or be a whiney asshole on social media and become an “influencer”.

If you got the game, you can have the fame. Then you can screw your way to even more fame and step on all the little people who tried to get in your way!

PS: Elon doesn’t have anyone … he started the rumor so people wouldn’t think he was in love with himself and his money and didn’t need anybody cuz he was the best and always will be, and you’re all nuthin’ but the poor!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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