Mark Zuckerberg has created a Meta Universe where cartoon versions of himself can meet cartoon versions of himself. Or friends of his, if he has any. Or where geeks from around the world can play with themselves (as cartoons; their porn accounts have nothing to do with the Meta … yet) and hang out like they have things to do, and talk to other geeks about Dungeons and Dragons and which Marvel movie is the greatest.
There was a problem. If this is truly a “world” in the realistic sense, where the hookers be at?
So Mark called up Elon – he who makes the fake and he who creates the real.
Elon and his Mr. Roboto – who will make life so much easier for us all – doing the dishes, paying your taxes for you, spying on you for the government (then having your info sold to other governments) … this Tesla robot will be retrofitted to have a vagina and breasts, penis and pectorals, maybe even a bubble butt (or ba-donk-adonk, in street lingo) so that geeks and cool kats and groovy chicas all around the world can have cyber dates and one-night-stands and anything else a human being needs to function without all those nasty diseases and promises of love and breakfast the next morning.
You want your date to have breasts and a big dick? Tesla can give you the hottest tranny ever! Wanna experiment, walk on the wild side, feel a moustache tickle where tickles have never gone before? If you got the money, honey, the Meta world will have the fake body for you to screw. Mormons in Utah buy more porn than anyone, so every religion is gonna eventually have to accept and allow porn of all types in the coming Meta future. All genders will be wanted, loved, lusted after, given equal rights as soon as some senator is caught in flagrante delicto with Jessica Rabbit or Sailor Moon.
So not to worry, real people looking to live in an unreal world (and paying big time for blue checkmarks and robots who need not prove themselves to anyone and who will always tell you they love you), there’s relief and happy endings coming for all!
