Bezos-Musk Inc. Wants To Buy The Dallas Cowboys

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 2 September 2022

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AUSTIN, Texas - (Sports Satire) - The world's largest corporation wants to purchase the world's most popular and most profitable sports team.

Bezos-Musk Inc. told Sports Bet Gazette writer Zorro La Bamba that they have approached Cowboys owner Jerry Jones about buying his fabulously successful team.

La Bamba divulged that both Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos have stated that money is no object.

And to the two entrepreneurs who could buy half of the world's countries, it really and truly isn't.

SIDENOTE: As for the price that Bezos-Musk Inc. has offered for America's team, La Bamba said that it is somewhere in the neighborhood of $2.92 million.

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