HOLLYWEIRD - (Spoof News) - Pop princess Britney Spears has proven time and time again that she's a fighter. Not like Rocky Balboa, mind you, but more like a grizzly bear with a bee in its briefs. According to BuzzFuzz writer Taffeta Kixx, Spears…
COLD FRONT, Alaska - (Spoof News) - Channel 13 from Cold Front, Alaska, where the temperature never rises above 19 degrees, reports a catastrophic wildfire that engulfed the city, inhabited mostly by igloo-dwellers. Early reports from Channel 13 i…
HONK KONG, China - (Spoof News) - The Fortune Cookie News Agency has the chopstick scoop of the century! A massive lightning bolt has blasted The Happy Face Chopstick Factory and destroyed a staggering 2 million chopsticks. The factory's security…
London's latest pea-souper has been as thick as a Christmas pudding these past few days. Meteorologists blame the Swiss stimulus clouds for causing havoc with the British sky. The fog is rated as a 10+ on the Cholmondeley scale and is so thick…
CHEYENNE, Wyoming - (Spoof Sports) - Wyoming's State Senate has passed a new law NAN-90132, which states that every high school in the state that has a Native American mascot name must change it within 60 days. The director of The Wyoming State Ed…
KABUL, Afghanistan - (Spoof World) - In a surprising twist of events, Afghanistan's new Rent-A-Camel company, Sol's Chartered Camels Co., is having a successful first week of operation, according to the Sandstone News Agency. The company has alrea…
HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof News) - "American Idol" judges were left shocked and embarrassed after a recent performance by contestant Melanie Doorwax, according to National Rumblings writer Traci Diddle. In her self-penned song, "Touch Me Where You Know I…
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof Sports) - The Sports Bet Gazette reports that Sacajawea State University's Buffalo Hunters will not be participating in March Madness 2024. SBG senior writer Zorro La Bamba spoke with a high-ranking member of The March Madne…
HOLLYWOOD - (Music Satire) - In a shocking turn of events, legendary crooner Tony Bennett, 96, and "Toxic" hitmaker Britney Spears, 41, are reportedly joining forces for an upcoming duet. The two music icons will be recording a song entitled "Hey…
LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - (Spoof Satire) - The demand for the ever-appropriate Donald Trump "Lock Him Up" shirts has been soaring, according to a recent report from the QuinniPinni Polling Group. Wally World, a major retailer of the shirt, has state…
HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof Satire) - The Alpha Beta News Agency's Mimosa Sabrosa sat down with the three Kardashian sisters to ask about their new food truck, which they have named The Kardashian's Tasty Tacos. Kim, the eldest and most voluptuous of the s…
PALM BEACH, Florida - (Spoof News) - The News Blues News Agency has just broken the story that the most hated bastard in America (aka The Orange Shithead) came very close to being kidnapped. An eyewitness said that a purple van, that had The Beaut…
FUKUOKA, Japan - (Spoof News) - Japan's Bonsai News Agency is reporting that one of the biggest tsunamis in history has just hit southern Japan, caused by a massive explosion at a whipped cream factory. The tsunami, nicknamed Uippi nami (Whippy Wa…
ALBANY, New York - (Spoof Sports) - The Lighthouse Press News has just broken the story that had been swept under the rug, that a basketball player and a cheerleader, who both attend John Deere College in Nebraska were caught canoodling in the back s…
BOISE, Idaho - (Spoop News) - The Boise Idahoan Gazette Newspaper has just stated that the devastating 7.9 earthquake that hit the "Potato State," ended up causing 13 million pounds of spuds, to end up in neighboring Wyoming. Gov. Mark "Potato Pie…
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - Stormy Daniels has just stated that she has had it with the the Orange Whale with the puny, tiny, little toddler member (Donald "The Tweet Creep" Trump. The hot, sexy, blonde bombshell has had to place a restraining…
PHILADELPHIA - (Sports Satire) - Eagles head coach Nick Sirianni has expressed an interest in signing former Cowboys running back Ezekiel "Feed Me" Elliott. Sirianni says that he thinks Dallas owner Jerry "The Relic" Jones overlooked the fact that…
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