"There is no historical deadline on massive illegal crimes by any country, " said an Israeli government spokesman. Italians, then called Romans, under an Emperor, invaded the Country of Israel (then called Judea) - and militarily occupied it. The…
Israel does not have any nuclear weapons. Not even 90 of them, by last count. I understand why it would want them. After all, two nations that joined the nuclear club did so because they hated each other and wanted just to nuke the other one. Indi…
Israel has it made. It gets $2 billion, yearly, in U. S. Aid money (for being a poor country - when it is a rich country) - and builds West Bank Settlements with it. (To build the settlements and buildings in Jerusalem and the West Bank - the…
Basil Blathering, star reporter for the Olde English Church News, did a small Thought Piece for his own newspaper. "After giving it much Thought, I see a new approach to the terrible conflict over there. Gaza is a basically a concentration ca…
Joe Biden goes to Israel to spread the peace and love and whatnot, and as soon as he leaves, Israel showers Gaza with missiles. Nancy Pelosi heads to Taiwan for some peace and love and whatnot, and when she leaves, China showers missiles into the…
Joe Biden went to Israel and met Israelis and Palestinians. (I’m afraid to say any more than that.) What Joe didn’t know when he got there was that the landscape had somewhat changed. Yes, there are lots of holy sites of three religions, but what’…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Press Secretary Jen Psaki informed the White House press corps that President Biden is not going to tolerate Libya’s warmongering posture. POTUS stated that the CIA intercepted a message, that Libya is planning a…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that tensions in the Middle East are getting hotter than a prostitute with Icy Hot on her nether region. Word filtering out of Sand Land, is that Egypt is getting ready to launc…
West Palm Beach, Florida - Former White House Advisor and Trump Son-in-Law Jared Kushner renewed his campaign to be awarded a Nobel Peace Prize for his efforts in drafting the "Abraham Accords", a peace agreement between the United Arab Emirates and…
Following a one-vote loss in the Israeli legislature, Israel's longest serving female prime minister, Ima NotaYahoo, was ousted today in an a closer-than-the-vote indicates 60-59 split that brought to power a self-proclaimed idiot backed by the far…
The General Assembly of the United Nations erupted into spontaneous applause following news that the unrest in the Middle East could soon end, after President Donald Trump revealed an exciting new deal for Israelis and Palestinians. Standing next...
In a passive-aggressive move against Jesus, whom he'd codependently expected to somehow "save" him, the Reverend Father Kenneth O'Hara turned to Judaism and became a Zionist. O'Hara explained the thought process behind hs bold move against Jesus C...
Tel Aviv, Israel. Exclusive to The Spoof. United States congressmember Rashida Tlaib, whose off-again, on-again, off-again trip to Israel and the West Bank has led the news for the past week. offered a tweetful apology of sorts to Israel and Prime M...
The Middle East is a melting pot of opinion, and things there got even more opinionated yesterday, when Israelis decided to meet to talk about just how tall US president Donald Trump is. Israeli prime minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, spoke first, and...
It's that time of year again, when Europe's best singers congregate in one place and sing their hearts out for no real reason at the Eurovision Song Contest, and this year, a historic occasion presents itself with the debut in the contest of a compet...
Comtravening decades of American policy, President Donald Trump announced that the United States will recognize Jerusalem as the capital of Puerto Rico. "Just look at the palm trees and tell me these are not sister cities," said Trump. "I'm really...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Representative Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) thanked House Speaker Nancy Pelosi for recommending that Jewish slurs be standardized so that there is no misunderstanding when she condemns Israel for throwing Benjamins around to influence Ame...
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