Basil Blathering Explains How to End Israeli/Palestinian Conflict

Funny story written by UncleDale

Monday, 8 August 2022

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Hummus with Hamas was a failed venture.

Basil Blathering, star reporter for the Olde English Church News, did a small Thought Piece for his own newspaper.

"After giving it much Thought, I see a new approach to the terrible conflict over there.

Gaza is a basically a concentration camp. But the Israelis have no real Security - as the Palestinians want them all dead.

I thought about and thought about it.

Then it occurred to me - the Palestinians have not had any Vacations for years - or seen relatives in other countries.

Israel can give Gazans plane fare - and Most of them will move to better places to live - where they have family.

Israel can use the $2 billion in foreign aid the U. S. gives them every year to pay for it. (Why they need Foreign Aid is beyond me - Israel is a rich country.)

It is a Win Win Situation.

Please don't nominate me for the Nobel or anything - I am a modest fellow."

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