MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The Vodkavich News Agency has stated that President Putin after he defeats Ukraine, will turn his communistic sights on the country whose official flag is the white flag. When Putin was asked why he was going to invade Fr…
Washington - Former President Donald Trump and Fox News hosts such as Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity and their guests were busy blaming Joe Biden for not strongly standing up to Russian President Vladimir Putin as he prepares to invade Ukraine. Also…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Proving once again that he is as mentally sharp as the day he was born, President Biden went off script while addressing the Nation yesterday. While squinting his eyes to appear mean, he asked God to judge Vladimir Putin if he in…
As Russian tanks roll into Ukraine, fingers are being pointed. But fingers are not guns and NATO is reluctant to send troops to defend. So it has been left to Western countries to try to persuade the Russians to stop the madness by cutting funding to…
Putin today has officially recognized the separatist Dumb-Ass region of Russian speaking peoples on the Eastern edge of Ukraine. He then demanded Ukraine stop shelling the Dumb-Ass peoples. Putin is not afraid of sanctions since Russia is far ric…
Vladimir Putin, all 5’5” of him, blames Ukraine for the escalation at the Ukrainian border. That’s like blaming a swimmer for getting killed by a shark. Or the pot is calling the sink black. And the sun saying the moon is hot. Putin seems to forge…
MOSCOW – (World News) – The Kremlin Voice has made it known to the little bitty country of Lithuania that if one of it’s fighter jets crosses into Russian air space again it will be shot down and the biggest piece of the plane that will be left will…
Moscow - Russian President Vladimir Putin has decided to invade the Ukraine after watching Fox News, Newsmax and other American rightwing news outlets for an entire weekend. Convinced that his favorite American politician, Donald Trump, and his cu…
Russian President Vladimir Putin threw the United States a surprising curveball this week. Just as American forces were preparing to intercept a Russian invasion of Ukraine, Putin surprised everybody by suddenly invading East Hoboken, a section of a…
Moscow, Monday, Feb, 14. Woof Bluster with an SOS report for Spoof On Sports. The imminent threat of Russia's invasion of Ukraine disappeared Monday as President Vladimir Putin offered a Valentine's gift of peace to the world. The "no war" decision f…
MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – The Cloud 9 News Agency reveals that the rumors of Melania Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin having an affair are in fact true. C9 writer Lexi Asapen, stated that she spoke with the nation’s number one informat…
Ukrainian Vodka is cheaper at border shops than Russian vodka. Ukrainian girls aren't as frigid as Russian ones (both romantically and figuratively.) In the winter a really nice, warm breeze comes in from the Black Sea. The parties in Ukrain…
Vladimir Putin to produce a Wag The Dog film on the pretense of Russia's need to invade Ukraine. Dustin Hoffman and Robert De Niro will not be in the cast. Instead, the film will identify fake atrocities enacted by Ukrainians. Russia will then th…
Gee whizz, fellow, grow up. Don't blame the United States because you marched onto the Ukraine border with tanks, troops, and missiles, and then the whole world took notice. The world as a whole remember's what you did in Crimea. Same march, incursio…
Kiev, Ukraine - Russian President Vladimir Putin has taken over the government of the Ukraine without losing any troops, after flying hundreds of Donald Trump's crazed cult followers to Kiev disguised as peace loving U.S. tourists. Once inside the…
Overnight Russian military tanks and troops and missile systems appeared and surround Buckingham Palace. Sould the Queen be a wee bit nervous? Well, sure. The Queen would get on the telephone, call in MI5, MI6, the Metropolitan police, her militar…
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The Kremlin Voice has finally decided to issue a statement regarding President Putin's alleged affair with Melania Trump. The KV stated emphatically in an editorial that the rampant rumors that have been floating all over…
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