Vladimir Putin to produce a Wag The Dog film on the pretense of Russia's need to invade Ukraine.
Dustin Hoffman and Robert De Niro will not be in the cast. Instead, the film will identify fake atrocities enacted by Ukrainians. Russia will then throw up its hands and announce, "We have to invade Ukraine to stop this violence done to our neighbors!"
Putin is betting that the world community will buy into this fraud film and give him the green light to go ahead and invade.
Simple-minded, yes, but parked Russian troops at the border for weeks. It's the middle of winter, and Baby; It's Cold Outside. Also, the Russian army can't fly to Cancun seeking warmer weather.
Ukrainians have been catapulting doughnuts and coffee from Dunking Doughnuts, and Putin has ordered that the American capitalist society Dunking Doughnuts and coffee catapulted back to Ukraine. This catapult action has produced a river of coffee with floating doughnuts at the border.
Someone using a loudspeaker on the Ukrainian side suggested Putin incorporate the Dunking Doughnut river in his Wag The Dog propaganda film.
That suggestion ticked off Putin. Then someone else on the Ukrainian border announced that Dunking Doughnuts produced a new doughnut with two holes and called it The Putin.
The double hole Putin doughnut did not ease the situation at the border. Meghan and Harry issued a statement attempting to calm the situation, appear relevant, and pitch in as peaceful international world leaders. Instead, the Windsors reacted with wrath.
Mexico has decided to send a mariachi band with music that would scatter both sides, sending them straight home.
The release of Putin's propaganda film will receive further editing.
The Dunking Doughnut double hole Putin doughnut remains a hit.
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