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Funny story: Tiger Woods Tells Jim Carrey To Shut The Eff Up

Tiger Woods Tells Jim Carrey To Shut The Eff Up

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Comedian Jim Carrey suddenly seems to think that he is the new Dr. Phil. Carrey remarked that Tiger Woods' wife, Elin "Queen Elin" Nordegren had to have known about his dozen or so infidelities. Carrey said that no married man can...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson to Head All Star Cast in 'Clash of the Avatars'

Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson to Head All Star Cast in 'Clash of the Avatars'

James Cameroon announced today that he will team up with Louis Letterrear for the next 3-D blockbuster 'Clash of the Avatars' starring none other than the hottest Hollywood couple going Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. In addition to the twilig...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Scores 71 at Masters

Tiger Woods Scores 71 at Masters

Following alleged reports of a sexual tryst with the young daughter of a Florida neighbor, and trying to dispel rumors that he has shifted his tastes to much younger women, Tiger Woods reportedly notched a win with Ms. Gertrude Bennington, 71, of Aug...

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Funny story: From Augusta: Predator Drone CrotchFire Missile Takes Down Tiger Ho

From Augusta: Predator Drone CrotchFire Missile Takes Down Tiger Ho

BULLETIN: This morning a MQ-1 Predator deployed from Robins Air Force Base unleashed a rubber-tipped CrotchFire Missile, taking out porn star, Juggsy Jimes, who was rapelling down from a helicopter just before Tiger Woods teed off this morning. A...

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Funny story: Desperate Actress Nicollette Sheridan Pops Marc Cherry with Suit - Tigers Wood joins in the Fun

Desperate Actress Nicollette Sheridan Pops Marc Cherry with Suit - Tigers Wood joins in the Fun

Former young, talented and sexy actress Nicollette Sheridan has filed suit against producer Marc Cherry for abuse and appalling action. At first we thought it was for her demeaning role in Desperate Housewives but an altercation and her subsequen...

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Funny story: Tiger Wood Films His First Commercial Since "GolfGate"

Tiger Wood Films His First Commercial Since "GolfGate"

LOS ANGELES - Eldrick Tont Woods, aka Tiger Woods, aka "The Dick With Feet" was in town to film his first commercial since GolfGate first broke on Thanksgiving Day of last year. Woods who was dropped by no less than 17 advertisers and sponsors sai...

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Funny story: Masters Grant Woods Dispensation: Will Play in PopeMobile Golf Cart Due to "Chronic Penis Cramps."

Masters Grant Woods Dispensation: Will Play in PopeMobile Golf Cart Due to "Chronic Penis Cramps."

Golf history was made today as Tiger Woods received what can be compared to a "Papal Dispensation" as he was authorized to use an air conditioned, sound proofed Golf Cart normally reserved for the Pope when he plays 'around' when visiting the US.

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Considers the Priesthood

Tiger Woods Considers the Priesthood

Following yet another explosive news report where Tiger Woods is accused of an extra-marital affair, this time with a local girl he met when she was 14, Woods announced that he may leave golf and his wife in favor of a simpler life in the priesthood.

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Funny story: Tiger Woods says it started with a kiss

Tiger Woods says it started with a kiss

Tiger Woods is due to make his comeback in the Augusta Masters after months away from the golf course. Tiger has not played since last November, when it was discovered he had more birdies of the golf course than on. When asked about all the problems...

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Funny story: Tiger Reshafts Driver: Pole Vaults Over Field Of Ho's

Tiger Reshafts Driver: Pole Vaults Over Field Of Ho's

Golf technicians at Augusta reshafted Tiger Wood's driver after he complained that its head seemed a little loose and that he wasn't able to control the trajectory of his balls off the tee as well as usual. With possibly as many as 14 to 15 of his...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Falls Foul Of Augusta Pranksters

Tiger Woods Falls Foul Of Augusta Pranksters

Reformed sex addict Tiger Woods takes to the golf course again today in the Augusta Masters Tournament. It has been a restrained and - some might say overly conservative - Tiger who has appeared in the media so far. His mood seems sombre and tinged w...

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Funny story: "If Bill Clinton and Alex Rodriguez can blag their way outta trouble so can I!" Tiger tells press

"If Bill Clinton and Alex Rodriguez can blag their way outta trouble so can I!" Tiger tells press

Augusta - (Fore! PLay!) "Fortunately Elin's a lot more malleable than Independent Counsel Kenneth Starr," Tiger Woods commented today. Describing his damascene matrimonial conversion from libertine to angel the champion athlete gave credit to the...

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Funny story: Tiger not out of the Woods yet

Tiger not out of the Woods yet

Poor Tiger! He's sneaking around various Golf Courses preparing for the Big One next week. He's trying to keep a low profile and seems a little nervous as he has was photographed on an un-named course yesterday, where children were having an East...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods to replace Charlie Sheen on "Men"

Tiger Woods to replace Charlie Sheen on "Men"

In a shock move CBS has announced that Tiger Woods is to replace Charlie Sheen on the hit comedy show "Two and a Half Men" CBS revealed that it had approached Woods management following the infamous "Short Drive" incident outside Woods home last N...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods First GolfGate 'Scorecard Cutey' Scores $10 Million!

Tiger Woods First GolfGate 'Scorecard Cutey' Scores $10 Million!

ORLANDO - It took her over four months but Rachel Uchitel, aka Rich Rich Rich Rachel has just 'earned' $10 million from Eldrick Tont Woods because she promised not to do a "Show and Tell and Tell All." Yes, in four short months Rachel went from be...

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Funny story: Donald Trump's magic haemorrhoid cream cures Tiger and Jesse's sex addictions

Donald Trump's magic haemorrhoid cream cures Tiger and Jesse's sex addictions

Donald Trump revealed today that he has been responsible for saving the marriages of famous celebrities by applying his own brand of haemorrhoid cream, Preparation Trump to his arse. Trump's arse may not be as famous as Trump's hairpiece but the r...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Denies Using "Potty Talk" With Porn Ho's

Tiger Woods Denies Using "Potty Talk" With Porn Ho's

Tiger Woods broke his self-imposed silence regarding his alleged use of "potty talk" during a licentious menage a trois involving two porn stars and himself as reported by Vanity Fair. He also took offense with being described as "nasty" and "dirty"...

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