Tiger Woods to replace Charlie Sheen on "Men"

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Saturday, 3 April 2010

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You's been a bad boy Tiger.

In a shock move CBS has announced that Tiger Woods is to replace Charlie Sheen on the hit comedy show "Two and a Half Men"

CBS revealed that it had approached Woods management following the infamous "Short Drive" incident outside Woods home last November.

A spokesman for CBS said that Tiger has all the credentials needed for the part - he loves womanising, spends lots of time in nightclubs and isn't averse to paying for the odd hooker now and again.

CBS has been concerned that the show was too "White,middle class' and felt that having a coloured actor would bring it more up to date and in line with liberal American values.

In addition it would gain a bigger hold of the lucrative and massive black audience.

Asked about Tiger's lack of acting credentials the spokesman said "Tiger has shown that he is a superb actor,after all he fooled the entire world with his impression of a squeaky clean family man,now if that wasn't good acting I don't know what is."

Tiger Woods is 54.

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