Tiger not out of the Woods yet

Written by Lady Godiva

Monday, 5 April 2010

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Tiger Woods wearing disguise, sneaking around before the Big One next week

Poor Tiger! He's sneaking around various Golf Courses preparing for the Big One next week.

He's trying to keep a low profile and seems a little nervous as he has was photographed on an un-named course yesterday, where children were having an Easter Egg Hunt.

Although Tiger was disguised by having applied white make-up to his face, any of you working in, or having worked in Theatre knows that applying white make-up to dark skin tends to make the person look rather jaundiced. It did however afford Tiger some privacy. One of his staff wanted to add some dark stripes to the face make-up but Tiger wasn't in a fun-loving mood, apparently.

Naturally, there are many speculations about how he will behave. It's reported he doesn't want to leave the grounds next week and so is pitching a tent and 'camping' out on the course to avoid having to mix with people in the real world.

Apparently the truck from the t.v. show "Cheaters" has been spotted in Augusta.

Some say he may be a 'tad' distracted during the tournament. But hell, he's managed to win how many majors in the past, whilst cavorting with mistresses? Tiger is NOT easily distracted from his big passion 'golf'.

We also must keep in mind, that since his 'sordid' affairs came to light, he has become even MORE famous and has many more fans now that he had prior to the 'scandal'. Now he is REAL to REAL people and they are coming out in droves to catch of glimpse of this playboy magnifique.

It's speculated he will be partenered with Big Hung An.

Other players are concerned about their own concentration because they have been ordered to 'only talk golf' with Tiger and we know they will be bursting with curiosity to ask him about his private life. This could be a great asset to Tiger, as HE knows the answers to their burning questions.

It's going to be damned tough for his fellow players, that's for sure.

This writer wishes Tiger 'all the luck in the world.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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