Tiger Reshafts Driver: Pole Vaults Over Field Of Ho's

Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Tuesday, 6 April 2010

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Tiger Pole Vaults Over Ho's

Golf technicians at Augusta reshafted Tiger Wood's driver after he complained that its head seemed a little loose and that he wasn't able to control the trajectory of his balls off the tee as well as usual.

With possibly as many as 14 to 15 of his Ho's following him around the course, Tiger said that his old shaft, which was a Matrix XXX Stiff, Extra Long, had served him well, but that his posse expected him to be able to pole vault over them just as he had done before.

With the tournament claiming to have a tradition, not like any other, and Tiger reputedly having a driver unlike any other, millions of curious spectators will be watching him to see if he can again compete at that level.

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