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Funny story: The latest rage in busy New York City are Uber motorcycle rides

The latest rage in busy New York City are Uber motorcycle rides

Uber car rides have been around since 2009, and they originated in San Francisco. Since then there have been millions of Uber cars all over the nation. And now comes the latest from Uber, which is Uber motorcycle rides. Uber motorcycle rides…

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Funny story: A tremendous volcanic eruption in the Amazon Forest destroys 86% of the Brazil Nut crop

A tremendous volcanic eruption in the Amazon Forest destroys 86% of the Brazil Nut crop

Word coming out of Brazil is that a huge volcanic eruption has caused extensive damage to the South American country. Boom Boom News (Brazil) reports that Mt. Santa Claustina, erupted with the force of 852 Hiroshima atomic bombs. The boom could…

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Funny story: A powerful EF-5 tornado in Wisconsin picks up a herd of dairy cows and drops them down over 400 yards from the pasture

A powerful EF-5 tornado in Wisconsin picks up a herd of dairy cows and drops them down over 400 yards from the pasture

An extremely powerful EF-5 tornado hit the small farming community of Cheese Omelette, Wisconsin at 7:37 am Farmer Oland Briarmeister, who owns one of the biggest dairy farms in the county, said that he was out on his tractor when he saw the torn…

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Funny story: Eric "Gofey" Trump said his dad has admitted that he will end up in hell

Eric "Gofey" Trump said his dad has admitted that he will end up in hell

Well, low and behold, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump had finally admitted that his ass will burn in hell in the not-to-distant future. Old Orange Leatherface told his stupid ass son, Eric "Gofey" Trump that he is getting psyched up for his one-way…

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Funny story: McDonalds denies that they are importing French Fries from China

McDonalds denies that they are importing French Fries from China

McDonalds wants to dispel the rumor about them importing French fries from China. Sources suggest the rumor could have started from a source within the Wendy's franchise. McDonalds wants it known that they only use the finest potatoes grown in…

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Funny story: Brooklyn's Goombalini family want to buy the New York Yankees

Brooklyn's Goombalini family want to buy the New York Yankees

Word on the streets of the Bronx is that Salvatore Goombalini, head of the biggest crime family in the nation, has expressed a desire to purchase the New York Yankees baseball team. According to Sportsapalooza's Pia Confetti Sal has enjoyed watchi…

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Funny story: In a shocking revelation Britney Spears admits that she and Anderson Cooper are dating

In a shocking revelation Britney Spears admits that she and Anderson Cooper are dating

In a revelation that has shocked the celebrity media from Broadway in New York City to Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills comes word that none other than the "Oops Girl" herself, Britney Spears is dating the silver haired CNN host Anderson Cooper. Britn…

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Funny story: Anson Mount opens up The Hell on Wheels Barbecue Restaurant

Anson Mount opens up The Hell on Wheels Barbecue Restaurant

The high-riding TV Wild West star, Anson Mount, who is Taylor Swift's better half has just opened up The Anson Mount Hell On Wheels Barbecue Diner in Cheyenne, Wyoming. Mount who is half of "The Happiest Celebrity Couple in The USA," recently told…

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Funny story: Aerosmith's lead singer Steven Tyler and girlfriend Kate Gosselin's on-again, off-again romance is back on-again

Aerosmith's lead singer Steven Tyler and girlfriend Kate Gosselin's on-again, off-again romance is back on-again

Well ladies and gentlemen, the on-again, off-again couple of Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler and the Queen of Reality TV Kate Gosselin are once again on-again. Writer Willow Tulsa with LaLaLand Daily reports that the two were spotted in New York's…

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Funny story: Iowa shows it has balls and bans AR-15's, grenade launchers, and hollow point bullets

Iowa shows it has balls and bans AR-15's, grenade launchers, and hollow point bullets

The 'Fly-Over' state of Iowa, has just enacted legislation that will ban many types of automatic and semi-automatic weaponry. The Corn Cob state voted 93 to 4, with 3 abstentions to ban such weapons of mass destruction as AR-15's, grenade launcher…

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Funny story: A 6-foot-6-inch tall female catcher from Mexico has just been signed by the World Champion Houston Astros

A 6-foot-6-inch tall female catcher from Mexico has just been signed by the World Champion Houston Astros

Many of America's well respected sports writers, such as Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette, Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily, Buckaroo Kazoo with The Turnstile Review, and Pia Confetti with Sportsapalooza all agree that the…

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Funny story: Trump is extremely paranoid about being poisoned so he has now hired a taster to taste his Big Macs

Trump is extremely paranoid about being poisoned so he has now hired a taster to taste his Big Macs

The Daily Max News Agency has broken the story that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has become as paranoid as Russian President Vladkimir Nikita Putin about being poisoned. The Orange Whale has just hired an individual (at $6 an hour) to taste his M…

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Funny story: A homeless man in Manhattan tells drivers that he'll gladly take VISA

A homeless man in Manhattan tells drivers that he'll gladly take VISA

The Scuttlebutt Review reports that a homeless man who works the street corners of Manhattan has come up with the novel idea of taking credit cards in lieu of money. Norman F. Charwick, 57, who has been working the street corner of Lexington Avenu…

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Funny story: President Biden invites Taylor Swift and Anson Mount to the White House for an old-fashioned Texas barbecue

President Biden invites Taylor Swift and Anson Mount to the White House for an old-fashioned Texas barbecue

The Vox Populi News Agency has just broken the story that President Joe Biden has just issued an invitation for America's "Happiest Couple," Taylor Swift and Anson Mount to attend a good old-fashioned Texas barbecue dinner at the White House. POTU…

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Funny story: A fast food franchise poll shows that McDonalds and Whataburger are topping the popularity fast food chain

A fast food franchise poll shows that McDonalds and Whataburger are topping the popularity fast food chain

Fast Food Digest Illustrated Magazine* has just conducted a poll that took place in every one of the 50 US states. And the results clearly showed that the top two fast food chains are McDonalds, with Whataburger a very, very close second. The O…

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Funny story: Trump the traitor has just become the poster punk for the "Damn Pathological Liars" fraternity

Trump the traitor has just become the poster punk for the "Damn Pathological Liars" fraternity

The Daily Max has just announced that the person convicted of illegally taking EXTREMELY classified defense department documents from the White House has just been named by the Damn Pathological Liars fraternity as their 2023 poster person. A spok…

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Funny story: Meet Dolly Parton's new backup band

Meet Dolly Parton's new backup band

Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine is reporting that Dolly Parton has just fired her band and she now has a brand new backup band. Writer Buck Yazoo stated that he talked in person with Miss Parton who divulged that she just got tired of her band members gett…

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