Aerosmith's lead singer Steven Tyler and girlfriend Kate Gosselin's on-again, off-again romance is back on-again

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 12 June 2023

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Steven and Kate's lovemaking sessions are like a New Year's celebration.

Well ladies and gentlemen, the on-again, off-again couple of Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler and the Queen of Reality TV Kate Gosselin are once again on-again.

Writer Willow Tulsa with LaLaLand Daily reports that the two were spotted in New York's Central Park feeding the ducks, the woodchucks, and the minnows, while they drank down a fifth of Johnny Walker Red.

Tyler has always said that out of all of the thousands of women he has ever bedded that Kate was by far the very best.

In fact, he pegged her (no pun intended) with the nickname "Kate The Great."

Miss Tulsa asked him point blank what it is about Kate's sexuality that makes her the best in the west, east, north, and south.

Tyler rolled his eyes and without missing a beat answered, "Well Tully, truth be told Kate has a way of wrapping her succulent lips around my sausage (penis) that makes me moan and groan with sheer erotic ecstasy and sensuous DEEEE-LIGHT!" ■

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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