Iowa shows it has balls and bans AR-15's, grenade launchers, and hollow point bullets

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 12 June 2023

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"And don't let the door hit you on the ass." -GOV. KASSIE RIVET

The 'Fly-Over' state of Iowa, has just enacted legislation that will ban many types of automatic and semi-automatic weaponry.

The Corn Cob state voted 93 to 4, with 3 abstentions to ban such weapons of mass destruction as AR-15's, grenade launchers, rocket launchers, and hollow point bullets.

Reports are that 94.9% of all adult Iowans are very happy with the vote.

On the other side of the coin, the NRA is said to be livid, and they have threatened to file a $1.8 billion lawsuit against the state.

Meanwhile Sheriff Jimbo "Bubba" Furnace, of Corn Hole country has put yellow crime scene tape across the front doors at the National Rifle Association Headquarters Building in Cornbread, Iowa. ■

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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