In a shocking revelation Britney Spears admits that she and Anderson Cooper are dating

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 12 June 2023

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If you know that's not Anderson Cooper, you're not a Britney fan

In a revelation that has shocked the celebrity media from Broadway in New York City to Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills comes word that none other than the "Oops Girl" herself, Britney Spears is dating the silver haired CNN host Anderson Cooper.

Britney told iNews reporter Kitty Segovia that she and Anderson have known each other since she appeared on his show several years ago to talk about her X-rated book, "Yes, I Positively Go Crazy - But Then Doesn't Every Hot, Sexy, Deliciously Erotic Blonde?"

Brit and Andy were spotted at The Drunken Duck Lounge, a West Hollywood boozery frequented by the celebrity crowd.

When Spears was asked by Miss Segovia about Anderson being gay, she smiled, giggled, shook her head and replied, "Sweetie, the man is insatiable - if he's gay then the Pacific Ocean is as dry as the Sahara Desert!"

Oh, Britney, you little rascal! ■

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