LONDON, England – (Satire News) – This is exactly what English football needs now. Although the national team is ranked 5th in the International Football Association's ranking list, it did not play well in the World Cup. Who is behind these words…
Quatar - Football superstar and Gold Boot Award, Mbappe, told the world's media that he was getting a 'Mpuppy' to help him get over the devastating loss to Argentina. "As soon as I get back to France, I'm getting a Mpuppy," told Mbappe in his pres…
QATAR - (World Cup Sports News) - The Argentinian soccer team, which along with Brazil is favored to win the World Cup Finals, has just been a part of the greatest upset in the history of soccer or football as they refer to it in the United Kingdom.
Hello and welcome to the 2millionth Annual Political Football Match for World Supremacy. And we have the Fascists versus Antifa. The North Korean and the American Republicans are going up against British Labour and the Taiwanese Environmentalis…
World Cup Breaking News Spoof - Vegas was taking bets on which team would be eliminated first at the World Cup for violating regional laws, many pegging France or the Italians. But very few had put a wager on tiny Belgium being the first team elim…
In a blow to Human Rights campaigners, the world football mafia, FIFA, has ordered players not to dress up like Santa Claus during World Cup matches in Qatar. Two Brit players, captains of the England and Welsh squads, had agreed to don the tradit…
The World Cup is on! Sports is the greater unifier. As with the Olympics, countries rarely heard from will have a chance to shine. Go Lichtenstein! Yay, Oman! Give it up for Azerbaijan, bitches! But alas! The world is a different place. The mor…
(UNEDITED) It seems there are certain things not even a corona pandemic can 'put an end to' because Germans, who generally have their house in order, have allowed one of their favorite competitions to take place! The annual "Fliegen Klatsche' (Fly…
BILLINGSGATE POST: In a special to be aired on prime time TV next Sunday, Elmer Smuckmeister will go up against Manchester United football icon, Harry Maguire, in a cow pie throwing contest. With the Coronavirus pandemic virtually shutting down al...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Now that it has been established that neither Harry Maguire nor England is the center of the universe, one must reach back in history to uncover any event more devastating to the status quo than the Coronavirus. With zombies be...
VAR, the Video Assistant Referee, which has proved so successful in helping on-field officials reach correct decisions in football matches all over the world, is to be used to determine whether or not the ball had crossed the line in England's 1966 W...
Ex-England striker, Manchester United forward and convicted drunk driver, Wayne Rooney, has sensationally revealed that he has had “managerial offers” even before he hangs up his boots. The revelations were discovered by Back and to the Left news two...
Mar-A-Lago-Lago, FL Donald Trump tweeted that he didn't get to watch the World Cup this year because he was too busy being President and helping out on Fox and Friends. Trump then tweeted that he loves football and always cheers whenever the tea...
France and Croatia provided a stunning finale to the World Cup last night, and, in a wonderful show of footballing skills, the French ran out 4-2 victors. Sadly, there was an unfortunate footnote to the tournament, when an argument broke out over the...
Let the celebrations begin! The England football team, so often derided in the past and labelled 'disappointing' at major tournaments, have at last 'completed the job', 'delivered the goods', and, in one last pathetic strain for a brilliant flower...
England manager Gareth Southgate knows that he has a tricky job on his hands to raise his troops for tomorrow's game with Belgium, but has buoyed them with the rallying call that: Everything is still to play for - except for the World Cup, that...
There was a strange lull and an eerie silence over the country on Thursday morning as England and its people tried to come to terms with the fact that the England football team were not going to win the World Cup. Again. Gareth Southgate's men wer...
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