Mar-A-Lago-Lago, FL Donald Trump tweeted that he didn't get to watch the World Cup this year because he was too busy being President and helping out on Fox and Friends.
Trump then tweeted that he loves football and always cheers whenever the teams score a touchdown or a first down.
His staff tried to figure out a way to diplomatically explain the difference between the U.S.'s football and the rest of the world's futbol and what an idiot Trump sounds like when he doesn't know the difference.
The staff also tried to explain that the next time the World Cup will be held is not until four years from now in 2022 when it is already decided that Qatar will host.
France, who won this year's World's Cup, was insulted that Trump knew so little about the favorite national sport of everyone in the whole world except the United States.
A French resistance group is rumored to be constructing drones that will drop explosive soccer balls over Florida and Washington, D.C. Quatar, who is hosting the 2022 event, begged to be allowed to help France do this.