The Olympics officially kicked off in China and the future couldn’t be brighter for new talented athletes. It offers unbelievable feats like amazing races, hockey games, and of course Canada’s finest achievement: curling. The new sport added most rec…
BS News Service - Yet another contingent of Olympic Athletes have succumbed to alimentary ailments from the Officially Sponsored food at the Winter Olympics. The number of accidents from falls, collisions, getting toes run over by curling stones,…
The International Olympic Committee shocked the world this week when it banned Kamila Valieva, the popular figure skater, from its events. The shocking ban was due to the young skater’s positive test for trimetazidine, a substance officially banned b…
BEIJING, China – (Satire News) – In one of the biggest surprises of the 2022 Winter Oympics, the team that was favored to win the gold in the two-man snowboarding event has been officially disqualified. According to a reporter with China’s Fortune…
Our reporter conducted an on-site survey of the recent gastronomic offerings at the Beijing Olympic Village. It revealed the following list of Chinese delicacies, tended to by Lin Yee Tang, steam table server extraordinaire and Beijing Sewer Purifica…
BEIJING, China – (Sports Satire) – The Beijing Olympics Committee regrets that they had to disqualify the Eqyptian bob sledding team. A rep for the BOC stated that the team from Egypt was caught using a fifth man on board their 4-man bobsled; whic…
BEIJING, China – (Winter Olympics Satire) – The country of Costa Rica’s extreme joy after the nation’s dog sledding team won the gold medal was short lived. The driver of the Costa Rican dog sled team, Rigoberto Riolargo, was tested for drugs; and…
BEIJING, China – (Winter Olympics Satire) – The first big controversy at Bejing’s Winter Olympics has occurred. China’s Fortune Cookie News Agency reported that the Women’s Free-Style Snowball Tossing Event turned extremely ugly. It appears tha…
BEIJING, China – (Winter Olympics Satire) – The Winter Olympic Committee has just announced that it had to cancel one of it’s most popular events. The Women's Giant Shalom Alpine Skiing even had to be stopped when one of the skiers from Guatemala,…
BEIJING, China – (Winter Olympics Satire) – China’s Fortune Cookie News Agency has announced that the highly touted Peruvian women’s ice hockey team has been sent home. According to Olympic Committee officials, it was discovered that in Peru’s gam…
BEIJING, China – (Winter Olympics Satire) – The first controversial issue has reared it’s ugly head at the 2022 Beijing Winter Olympics. The first place finisher, in the Mens Monosled event, a Frenchman from Paris, Jean Claude DuFoofoo, won the go…
Underfire royals, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle last night roared out a defiant message to the British people that they would once again become the Duke and Duchess of hearts by winning a gold medal for Great Britain in the next winter Olympic Games…
Mar-A-Lago, FL President Trump ripped into the Winter Olympics at a recent impromptu interview on the 16th hole of the Mar-A-Lago golf course. "This is as bad as the NFL players disrespecting their country and not standing for the national anthem...
Seoul, South Korea Kim Jong-Un, dictator of North Korea, has taken the opportunity to take advantage of the comradie of the Winter Olympics. His representatives announced that a huge banquet will be served to celebrate the kinship of the Two Koreas.
It's been non-stop excitement in South Korea as the Winter Olympics have gotten underway. Andorra have topped the medal table - as always - thanks to their entire population of snow-loving mountain inhabitants. The Winter Olympics was invented by an...
Seoul, South Korea Recalling what a great athlete his father was, the South Koreans have promised the North Koreans to let them join with the South Koreans in their parades, pageants, and other ceremonies, if Kim Jong-Un promises not to compete. In h...
Fair play has officially taken its final breath and soiled its pants as the entire Canadian curling team had their Winter Olympics Gold medals revoked this morning, after testing positive for steroid abuse amongst other banned substances. Drug use...
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