Trump Resents Winter Olympics Cutting Into His Spotlight

Funny story written by Al N.

Saturday, 17 February 2018

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Trump is looking into banning the Olympics on TV.

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Trump ripped into the Winter Olympics at a recent impromptu interview on the 16th hole of the Mar-A-Lago golf course.

"This is as bad as the NFL players disrespecting their country and not standing for the national anthem. These "Olympians," as they call themselves, know they are just grandstanding over there in Korea and not letting the real news, which is always here in the U.S. wherever I am, get through."

"What did the team think I was going to do when that one girl says she won't come to the White House. (Editor's Note: Lindsay Vonn) Well, NONE of them are invited. I don't care if they win the first Triple-Platinum medal, they are not invited! This country only needs one great leader and I'm right here!" trumpeted Trump.

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