BEIJING, China – (Sports Satire) – The Beijing Olympics Committee regrets that they had to disqualify the Eqyptian bob sledding team.
A rep for the BOC stated that the team from Egypt was caught using a fifth man on board their 4-man bobsled; which is positively against the Olympics rules.
At first officials did not really notice the fifth man, as he only stands 4-foot-7-inches tall and he was actually sitting between the legs of the third bobsledder.
When asked why the decided to cheat by using the illegal 5th man the team captain merely said that none of the Egyptian bobsledders are very good at math. ■
