BEIJING, China – (Winter Olympics Satire) – The country of Costa Rica’s extreme joy after the nation’s dog sledding team won the gold medal was short lived.
The driver of the Costa Rican dog sled team, Rigoberto Riolargo, was tested for drugs; and he came back clean.
But when the results of the drug tests for the dogs were turned over to the Beijing Winter Olympics Committee, it was ascertained that 3 of the 8 dogs on the team tested positive for Kibbles “N” Bits, that had been tampered with.
Riolargo commented that the dogs were totally free of any drugs; and he added that the only drug that his dogs ingested prior to the dog sled races was Viagimistee 7, which is a legal drug that is given to dogs who are suffering from jet lag.
SIDENOTE: American information guru Andy Cohen, who is at the Beijing Olympics, said that he heard from a damn good reliable source that one of the Costa Rican female dogs, "Taquita," also tested positive for opioids, Peruvian Marching Dust, Midol, and Bud Light.
