Written by Al N.

Monday, 12 February 2018

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It is necessary to have heavy machinery on hand to help Kim Jong-Un get started moving. But once he does, watch out!

Seoul, South Korea Recalling what a great athlete his father was, the South Koreans have promised the North Koreans to let them join with the South Koreans in their parades, pageants, and other ceremonies, if Kim Jong-Un promises not to compete. In his father Kim Jong-Il's first golf game, he got a stunning 34 under par, with five holes-in-one.

The South Koreans are afraid that if the son of the Most Awesome Kim Jong Il was allowed to compete, that there would be no competion for the other athletes and they would all quit, knowing that Kim Jong-Un could probably win every event if he so chose.

It has also been leaked through secret spy channels that the real reason the South Koreans don't want Kim Jong-Un to come to South Korea is that he has grown to such an immense size that they are afraid he will throw the whole country off-balance.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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