Religious Times News has reported that not just Trump and Biden have secret documents in their dirty laundry rooms, but older presidents also have a few classified napkins kicking around the tool room, the lounge, the Jacuzzi, the 70s orgy parlour, a…
I never trust anybody named George. George Washington was a terrorist insurgent with wooden teeth and an axe behind his back, ready and waiting to kill, kill, KILL! George HW Bush started the First Gulf War to make himself not look like a wimp,…
Three Top Trump aides spoke, off the record, Exclusively to Basil Blathering of the Glastonbury Gazette, after some cash changed hands. They had recently been to the wild Glastonbury Festival. They were in costume, incognito, with their costumed…
Donald Trump was babbling again on the 20th Anniversary of 9/11. The eloquence of President Biden and that of all the former living presidents on the 20th Anniversary made Donald Trump’s predictable babbling sound and smelled like last week’s garbage…
Dr Anthony Fauci was back with another press conference today to issue a warning about the "many, many youngsters running around asking innocent strangers to pull their finger." "A well meaning citizen will often comply, not realizing what he or…
Breaking: A newly-emerged whistle-blower has broken open peculiarities at The White House for press coverage. Until now, it was not known that a group of scientists occupy a White House attic to record and measure events occurring throughout this…
This is a continuation of the piece in which former president, George W. Bush endorsed Kanye West for president. Last time, we asked W about Biden, and this time he’ll tell us why he’s not voting for Trump. Q: "Trump has done many of the things…
Former president George W Bush (“W”) has surprisingly endorsed Kanye West for president. In a lengthy interview, the 43rd president explained his logic. W, as he’s known, can be a bit long-winded, so we will begin with his thoughts on Biden and cov…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a move that many are saying falls under the heading of a little brat having a hissy fit, President Trump has personally removed the portraits of Presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush from being displayed in the White House.
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The latest anti-Trump group to spring up is perhaps one that Trump hates more than any of the others. Individuals who served in President George W. Bush’s White House, have formed a group of hundreds, and they are as anti-Trump…
(Kansas City, KS) Many full, part-time, and hobbyist satire writers have left the keyboard and put away the muse for the unforeseeable future, distraught and disgusted that, no matter what they conceive and create and share, they simply cannot keep u...
AUSTIN, TEXAS - The Illuminati are giving up on "Political Intrigue", because they are sick and tired of the "f*cking incompetence" which is rampant among ALL politicians. Keeping their focus on control of the Financial Markets, the Banks, and Invest...
I Have the Best Words Now Available on Amazon I went to an Ivy League school. I'm highly educated. I know words. I have the best words, I have the best, but there is no better word than stupid. Right Donald J. Trump See, the reason I won the most...
A dramatic new solution to funding The Wall has emerged. Where this idea came from is unclear, possibly inspired by former president George W. Bush yesterday. Mr. Bush delivered a stack of pizzas to government workers without pay due to the shu...
US President Donald Trump has rebounded from the Democrats refusal to provide funding for the building of his Mexican border fence, by insisting that the UK government help to pay for it, hinting that, failure to do so might result in a shutdown at W...
A writer on the satirical news website TheSpoof.com has revealed how he 'aches' to write a story on US politics, but is prevented from doing so by his complete lack of knowledge on the subject. Moys Kenwood, 54, says he knows who Donald Trump is,…
Deepest, Africa - According to Voryiay iLdoday, Chief Game Warden, elephant poaching is soon to be a thing of the past. iLdoday and his team are fitting all elephants with automatic guided missile launchers. The special system detects rifle cracks...
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