Mystery proposal for Trump's wall (WMP) sends ambulances screaming through the night

Funny story written by joseph k winter

Sunday, 20 January 2019

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WMP hotels will employ German girls to help ease tensions on being so close to the border

A dramatic new solution to funding The Wall has emerged.

Where this idea came from is unclear, possibly inspired by former president George W. Bush yesterday.

Mr. Bush delivered a stack of pizzas to government workers without pay due to the shutdown.

Almost immediately, a solution to the stalled wall and government shutdown emerged.

The solution calls for a new Public Works Project titled Wall Monument to Plutocracy (WMP)--paid for by The American Wealthy.

Construction would assist employment, including for entering immigrants, in the spirit of Roosevelt’s public infrastructure projects of the 1930’s.

Specifically, this new proposal states:

"All US millionaires and billionaires will be held responsible for The Wall as Monument and Proclamation of the Strength and Beauty of Plutocracy in America.”

News of this development sent pulses hammering and apoplexy soaring, so that medics were busy with their ambulances throughout the night.

Stocks for insurance companies rose in gargantuan strides.

Some calming thereafter proceeded when the rest of the proposal was understood.

From their hospital beds, Mr. Bezos, Mr. Gates, Mr. Adelson, along with numerous senators and house representatives, were reported almost immediately on the mend.

"Investment!" Mr. Bezos chortled.

That is, this wall will be so stupendous it will include luxury hotels on top and within.

These hotels will include shooting galleries and gaming rooms.

The shooting galleries will be aimed at the Mexican side of the border based on anything that moves = fair game.

Gaming rooms will feature video conquests over attempts from hordes of immigrants scaling, bombing, raking, mounting, and attacking the WMP itself.

Of course the key question is: Can the American Wealthy afford this WMP project?

A year ago the total wealth of the congress was at least 2.43 billion, a 20 percent gain on the previous congress.

The majority of members are millionaires.

A few years back Senator Warner (D-VA) was the wealthiest senator at more than 257 million.

Additionally, Mr. Trump is worth at least 3billion.

The Clintons are worth at least 18million with daughter Chelsea at 15million.

Then there are The Super Rich--monuments to capitalism in themselves.

Mr. Bezos, Mr. Buffet, and Mr. Gates are collectively worth at least 415billion.

Speaker of the House Ms. Pelosi (30million) and Senator Chuck Schumer (1-point-something million) are reported hesitating.

Mr. Bush (25million), who was not affected medically, responded:

“Listen! This is not my fault! I was thinking pizzas only . . . not this Ocasio-Cortez and Bernie Sanders type stuff!”

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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